This is so Obviously Your Boyfriend

I’d be pissed if I let my boyfriend borrow my blue Capri pants, red “flip flops”, my flowery blouse and matching flowery bra, and then he rammed a lingerie store in them. You should say something to him.

I’d be pissed if I let my boyfriend borrow my blue Capri pants, red “flip flops”, my flowery blouse and matching flowery bra, and then he rammed a lingerie store in them. You should say something to him.
He was having sex with a picnic table, but he was thinking of you.