That's Your Boyfriend

And you love him.
Apr 16
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This is so Obviously Your Boyfriend


I’d be pissed if I let my boyfriend borrow my blue Capri pants, red “flip flops”, my flowery blouse and matching flowery bra, and then he rammed a lingerie store in them. You should say something to him.

Apr 01
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He was having sex with a picnic table, but he was thinking of you.

He was having sex with a picnic table, but he was thinking of you.

Mar 28
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You Destroyed Robin Williams’ Marriage

You met him in rehab and now he is leaving his wife for you.

Feb 06
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Joran van der Sloot is Your Boyfriend

You should get your bicycle back before he goes to jail. 

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Your Boyfriend Makes His O-Face!

You’re under the desk. 

Jan 25
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Jan 18
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Omar Bin Laden is Your Boyfriend

Not because he’s Osama’s son. Because he looks like that.

Jan 17
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The Dow Jones industrial average is your boyfriend. He’s in trouble.

The Dow Jones industrial average is your boyfriend. He’s in trouble.

Jan 16
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This is What Your Boyfriend Would Say if He Knocked You Up

“My girlfriend (you) and I made a baby together…god bless evolution.”

 

Jan 15
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This is your dead boyfriend.

This is your dead boyfriend.